Sunday, December 4, 2022

Christmas in Hague

holidays in hague In Hague, our Christmas celebrations are a tad unusual. We kick off the season with a dog parade the first weekend of December, with prizes awarded for the best-dressed dog. The canines and their owners promenade up the only road in town, arriving at the Community Center, where Santa is on hand to hand out presents to the dogs – oh, yes, and to any children who might be around. But since this is becoming more and more of a retirement community, there aren’t that many wee ones in town anymore. 

The children who attend the party are a bit skittish about Santa. After all, there are lots of people around who look like Santa at all times of the year, so it’s sometimes hard to know which one is real. A typical born-and-bred Adirondacker is as likely as not to have a long white beard and big, bushy white eyebrows. He often carries a pack – the Adirondacks are known for their hand-made pack baskets – and frequently dresses in red garb. To be more specific, a red and black plaid wool or flannel outfit, particularly during hunting season. And to a small child, these guys thus have an amazing resemblance to Santa. 

So, here we are at the holiday party at the Community Center, with barking dogs chasing each other around the room, kids who are wired after indulging in all those sugar cookies and candy canes, and grumpy Santa look-alikes, who have been dragged to the event against their will. And, because town law prohibits us from serving any kind of alcohol on town property, we can’t even spike the punch to keep everyone jovial. 

christmas in hague

Oh well. At least this year there’s no danger of anyone knocking over the giant tree, the dogs will not get territorial and pee (or worse) on the floor and none of the kids will throw up on the real Santa’s lap. Yeah, you get the picture. You probably don’t really want to hear too many details about events from years gone by. 

Wishing all of you a happy and safe Christmas or any other holiday you might be celebrating. And here’s to a 2023 in which our lives have at least some semblance of normalcy. On second thought, maybe what makes living in Hague so much fun is that there’s never all that much normalcy even in a ‘normal’ year! So instead of trying to get back to ‘normal’ – whatever that is – let’s salute quirkiness, individualism and a community in which everyone does their own thing while also looking out for our neighbors.

Photo courtesy of Ginger Henry Kuenzel

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Ginger Henry Kuenzel, a fourth-generation Hague resident, is a journalist, editor and author. She lived and worked in Munich, Germany, for 20 years and later in Boston and New York, before returning to the Adirondacks full-time. Ginger served on the Hague Town Board and is currently on the board of the Lake George Association. Her book Downtown is a collection of hilarious tales from a fictional Adirondack town. She also co-authored Lake George Reflections, island history and lore, as well as Stewards of the Water, profiles of past and present stewards of Lake George.

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4 Responses

  1. native01 says:

    LOL! Brant Lake here, just over the mountain. Thanks for the chuckle. Happy holidays!

  2. Kuenzel pieces are always such enjoyable reading. Christmas in the Hague is a comedy movie clip to which any senior most likely can relate with pleasure. Likely everyone of them have lived some aspect of the same Christmas ‘story.’

  3. Sally De Larm Rypkema says:

    Great piece Ginger! We do have a good time in Hague, and it takes very little to get things rolling. We tend to think “outside the box” for ideas, and there is never a shortage!

  4. Jack Bast says:

    Love it, Ginger! Thanks!

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